HarlequindeRustre's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Miss Dynamite XIX]

Alright, I'm gonna clarify for you...

The bayou is populated by Cajuns, who are Catholic, who aren't the royal racists a lotta dim bulbsup north think all southerners are(`cept for Florida, for some reason), who are serious enemies of the KKK (and so aren't into the standard claptrap that the Klansmen spew, which includes a conspiracy for every race, every culture, every country on this planet), who don't live in trailers like white trash do, and who only speak French.

Ergo, the scenes in the bayou in general are way outta context. Hell, you even pronounce "bayou" wrong...

[Dear Tom]

I got it...

.... the second time around, for sure. The first time, I just KINDA knew, but not for sure.

Gad, that was certainly funny, alright alright...

Then again, Tom seems to REALLY enjoy his fans...

psychicpebbles responds:

More than usual apparently...

[Girlchan in Pirate 2]

Hmm.

You didn't need to name the pirate "Girlchan"(or you could have talked him out of calling himself that), because you got a low rating for pissing off so many anime fans.

This is a cute loop mv, but I hope you learn better judgement in your selections of titles(and audiences) in future.

I really hope to see you get what you deserve(that being: actual reviewers and fans, not raging anime assholes...)

[The Early Attemps - Ep. 3]

You may...

...wanna spellcheck your title. It's "attempts", ude.

GroggyLobster responds:

damn, you are right! i shouldn't always trust in the english i've learned in school five years ago...

[Rainbow Road Epic]

Hmm...

It's considerate that you gave an actual frigging warning about the flashing lights, and you put together a true blue flash animation. it was moderately entertaining, and it was somewhat cute, especially with the music.

Now all you have to do is make an actual effort in your films, and you'll get somewhere...

RadioTubeClock responds:

If you want to see some stuff I've made with effort look at some of my older movies, the OTB episode I made recently is a good example. Thanks for the review.

[This Town - Episode 2]

The mockery of the simple...

Who doesn't enjoy it?

Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared. It sounds weird, until you know something. Then it sounds even more weird. Keep learning, and maybe you can can make everything else weirder than the equation. Then everything's normal. Comprende?

Possibly not.

A nice flash short. But you need to work on the material, and the timing's a little funky. Still, the script's good...

Just tighten up the animation, and practice with the VAs until their lines don't come off constipated and choked-out. And then you'll be cooking with gas....

rbinturong responds:

Actually when we rendered it into quick time it worked fine, it's only when it was converted to flash that the sound went slightly funky.
If you watch it at our website, the sound and the animation goes smoothly.

[Angel and the Fox, Act II]

You...

... need to work on your flash timing, your narratory expression, a little bit of your spelling, and your story. Your story is a bit cute, but it wastes too much with anime-styled reasoning and emotion, which are rather stiff and boring.

Put together something new, please. I'd like to see your best from this...

[3:33am]

And I thought this was going to...

...have some sentimental value like your others. Now I feel like hurting something... primarily the frigging boogieman...

[Mario Hates Fags!]

Good music...

freaky vid. As it was the "Turd", I didn't expect too much. Thankfully, this wasn't Clock or Kat Crew work, so I'll give it to ya that this was a little decent...

Happy New Year, and stay dry... unless you like being wet...

[Mum's Birthday!]

For once...

... a clock crew flash that isn't retarded. Thanks for avoiding onna the cliches...