HarlequindeRustre's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Osama's Revenge]

Star Spangled Banner

A 10 for summary patriotic awesome. Not as a game, but as an inspiration to future games featuring kicking Osama Bin Laden's ass.

Kenney responds:

Haha, may there be many Osama ass-kicking games!

[Revolution Shoe: Gaddafi]

Hmm

Fastest 100% evar.

Cool game.

The funny part of it is that Ahmedenejad is actually the hardest- the "Hard" dictator was a fat, nearly-unmoving blob that toppled after I went absolutely nuts with the boot in the fifth round.

The learning curve of this game is actually pretty fast, which is nice, so I don't spend alot of time fretting over strategy or tricks. Like the guys before said- patience is key.

It lacks for substance, but it's a cute arcade-like flash game to burn some extra time on.

All in all, it's pretty fun as a side thing.

vest816 responds:

Thanks!

There's an updated version which is still in the approval process right now that tweaks some of the Triumphs to be, dare I say it, EVEN FASTER to get. Took out the 'Lose the Game' triumph (because the heck kind of a triumph is that) and the 'Fair Fighter' ones because, as we say in the techie circles, they were dumb as hell.

Substance is something we needed to reserve for a future date when the Gaddafi thing was still a hot-button issue.

[Newgrounds Radio]

Brilliant!

... but one problem: how are we going to use this? We already have access to newgrounds music; we can just go to the audio portal.

Please tell me how you'll improve on this...

Archawn responds:

It's to keep everything in one place.

[Battle Of The Wits!!]

Okay...

A: The timing sucks.

B: The "Fail" screens are really fecking insulting on such a juvenile level.

C: You need to work on the coding for the bug squishes, which sometimes unsquish.

D: After you take care of those few things, you should be good...

Jordo867 responds:

Fecking????

[Tower of the Gods]

Interesting theme...

... but you need to work out somma the major bugs in this, like the broken doorways and such...

YoukiSanKarada responds:

Broken doorways? If you mean the ones that take you to a place outside the normal area then that is supposed to happen it allows you to open ways to more areas.