HarlequindeRustre's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[desert.]

Wat. Hao- Wha-

Okay, I'm confused.

How are pretzels, which have lots of spaces inbetween, supposed to be pumped up?

Next time, make it something credible- like cookie dough.

[SS - Chakras]

Wow.

You take prismatology and Oriental Mysticism, and turn them into an ideology that reaches a psychosomatic level of stupid not seen since the alien cults formed in the later 20th century (such as Scientology (oddly enough)).

Not only this, but you utilize the idiocy surrounding the fraud of "vibration therapy" and the very abstract(but nonetheless credible) studies of Siegmund Freud and combine them as if they were, somehow, compatable.

Sorry to tell you this, but the gypping of people by basically hypnotizing them into fatuously believing that whatever weird shit that's being performed on them is enacting some eldritch function (these functions only work for the grace that is the psychological placebo) and the behavorial studies of Freud are not from the same school of thought or realm of function in society. Excuse me if the fact that tricking people into handing over vast sums of money for perverse psychological manipulation and a area of study begun by a career psychological researcher are not mutually inclusive.

Come to think of it, if I didn't know better, I'd say you're a student of psychology attempting an experiment using the internet. But I have yet to see proof of such from you, and thus I must pass you off as a sucker for New Age scams.

RiverJordan responds:

You'll see in time then. The 8 chakras actually come out of the egg of life, which is an 8 cell formation within sacred geometry, and the first form that humans take after the perfect sphere. Through sacred geometry you can actually map how people grow from a level that is beyond scientific understanding. I'll be explaining it all over time, all i ask is that you keep watching :)

[An Easter Massacre 5]

Hm....

That was much better than I'd thought it would be. Glad to see some action animators out there have something more than a purile sense of humor.

Keep on rollin', man~

[An Animation Revolution]

I haz a happeh.

Thanks for making this.

Handmade, tablet-made, mousemade- it's all better than that retardedly bland precooked shit- plus, you get lots more satisfaction out of your labor of love if you yourself made it from the ground up, as opposed to starting with some prefabricated doll set with predictable entities.

I look forward to seriously getting into the field of animation, if this is a sample of what my colleagues will be like (actually not trying to be pretentious here...)

[Quest of the Manwhore]

Epic awesome

Fernando is the Kratos of whores. Again, epic awesome.

His eyes are haunting and impressive, his visage wild yet within his control, his voice filled with all sorts of promises and forbidden secrets, his imagination... sublime....

Sexual-Lobster responds:

fernando is hiring for PR guys right now, i think you've got what it takes.

[SS - Thoughts]

Eh.

This really isn't anything special. It's obviously created in a linear mindset, with no thought to any substantial variation.

You take from the new age mystical mumbo-jumbo mindset,

you take from the humanist genre of psychology,

and you utilize some philosophy in a half-assed way.

Mix it all together and you get this rather sorry presentation about some random assumptions about the mind stated as if they were some kind of concrete fact or thing.

The fact of the matter is, you're trying to put a finger on an abstract concept for something that is beyond the realm of science in a number of ways, and certainly beyond the scope of recognition by a scientific layman.

This grandstanding as a knowledgable individual is appalingly stupid; You throw together some mishmash of news article clippings and state them as if they were related by this one thing you're talking about, or as if x equals y, and y is somewhat equal to point zombie nipples by way of Count Dracula's dental floss cross-examination multiplied by the square of cucumber.

This is insane.

What's more, this wouldn't hold up to scrutiny, especially when we decide to look at the reasons for these examples.

The fact that you want to waste our time with this idiotic psychosomatic masturbation says something about you as a person, and I wouldn't want to know you on any level, after this.

So have a good life- and try to do the internet subculture a favor by not plaguing them with this garbage....

That is all.

RiverJordan responds:

I'm going to keep making these, you can just choose to avoid them :)

[Castlevania Whip Crack]

Sheesh.

One thing that shoulda been done with this- the framerate should have been sped up.

Otherwise, perfect as hell.

kalabor106 responds:

Yeah thinking of going full 24 instead of the 12ish setting this was on. Seems to give it a lag look.

[Skeleton Gangrape - Intro]

Awesome

I'd really like to see this continued...

Maybe some better animation, some higher detail(even in an art deco art style, that could be possible), and more effort put into the voice acting, and you could have something.

I have some ideas to share with you:

Perhaps the Grim Reaper as the "P.R. Deltoid", or perhaps as the Prison Warden?

A more sexy interlude with the tunnel straight after this intro, rather than some hobo/lowly undead getting the shite kicked outta him? Perhaps this... reverse necrophilia we're hearing about(*hinthint*)?

There's problems with some other portions, like the characters to be "Pee" and "Em" (the mother and father figures), or what motive the droogs would have to stab our humble narrator in the back. However, I think you can make it work with a little bit of brainstorming and some help from the outside...

I look forward to more like this...

[The Hair]

Cool

Weird. Interesting. Very good animation, especially with the lip movement and the tone of voice acting.

I hope to see more from you like this...

[Hellami episode 1]

Eh...

The skill of the artist is great and the art direction is okay, but the animation wasn't any good and the voice acting is utter balls.

Have the VAs rehearse a bit better, not to mention a little more tome spent on the animation sequences.

And would it kill you to not take so much from the Hellsing OVA? It was an awesome piece of work, but it doesn't work with this well...

Plus the plastic melodrama? Ew.

You really need to go back to the drawing board with this, even though it's evident you did some amount of work on this...