HarlequindeRustre's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Caramelldansen|sklproject]

Manly men hate this stuff...

... but I'm a manly man, and I can enjoy this cute silliness every once in a while. Be glad you caught me at such a favorable time, friend.

Aaaaaannnd now I've the impulse to bob around like an idiot to this sugar-coated whatechamacallit...

Zorokiller responds:

Mission accomplished!

[Flight of the Dragonfly]

This is very good...

... but it'll prolly get held down at a rating of "3" due to myriad nincompoops...

[Star Trek: Enterguys]

Ew...

I won't even start on how gross this is. It's imaginitive, and the animation is certainly up there, but this isn't funny to me. I'm sure the same gooks who voted "5outta5 1010 LOL SUPERD00DS!" will love this, and this won't be blammed. However, that doesn't change my opinion on this being less than... appealing...

Whatever. Keep up the good work, fellas; you've got fans to tend to...

jaffaz responds:

The animation is in space, which is the most up there there is.

What is a gook?

No1 is our fan yet, how mean of you :(

Thank you for your comment :D

[Madness Rambo's Rage]

Nice...

But give more substance to your work in future. I won't score you higher because there wasn't too much to this. For what there was: Good Job.

[TANKMEN]

Seeing as you were prolly the first to do so...

... I'm not too surprised that others didn't rise to the occasion and give us something totally NG and top quality that didn't come from Mr Fulp.

I'm not gonna worship yer ass, but I will give you credit for getting while the getting was good. Hopefully, we'll get more like you as time goes on...

UNfortunately, even with the teeming hordes of extremely promising n00bs on this site, most of them are fantards and prone to live in a "great one"'s shadow. We need people with imagination, people like FleckoGold, TomoMato, and you out there doing something that actually required a bit of imagination coupled with actual thinking. Oh, dammit, I AM paying homage.

However, I will leave off with telling you not to rest on your laurels. DO SOMETHING GOOD AGAIN, DAMMIT!!

Sincerely,

Harlequin de Rustre

[Tankman Three!!!]

Who doesn't like Sergeant Skittles?

I mean, come on! He's damn hilarious!... in his own, boyish, pissy kinda way...

[a rap made 2 stop drugs]

Oh, lord.

Get a better mic, work in a more suitable recording room, or learn to say it, not spray it, `cause the rap needs a bit more work.

On the animation front, you did fine, for your level. it was cute, humorous, and engaging.

The only reason I give it this rating is because of about, and I don't think you deserve a seven just yet.

Good luck, dude(s).

pollution-films-inc responds:

the recordin room that i am in rigt now cost £10000 so it must be your pc speakers that are shit i bet cos it isnt my mic thats for sure or maybe you are on a mac. have you checked if you are using a mac?

[Sunoti animation]

It's perrty decent, detailwise...

... but it's jerky, and lacks a good amount of personality, imagination, and flair. I suggest putting more time into bridging the gaps between frames with a few more prames, then tighten up the fps. If you can pull that off, you should be good with this.

As for the OC... I can't really help salvage that...

[The Proper Way]

This disturbed me emotionally *somehow*...

...but this was nice. Good job; your animation style is good for comedy, and your writing and voice acting doesn't suck. Now latch onto a more skilled flash animator and DOMINATE! Huhuhahahahahaha-ha-ha-ha-HAAAA!

[C'est la vie]

I can't say that I liked it...

But I'm sure it was somewhat funny to others. Work on yer timing, next time...